What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:30

Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
Octopussy
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.